Leave the list tracking to Rachel Gillett:
While you may have the liquid courage to say whatever you want in a bar, there are some things that bartenders just won’t tell you, even if it’s to everyone’s benefit.
- I’d love to tell people just how disgusting they are when they’re eating
- Stop hitting on your bartender
- That girl will not go home with you just because you bought her a $9 shot
- I’m judging you on your drink order
- Money talks and bulls**t walks
Spot on. I was a bartender for a few years after college.