When a dog bites a man, that’s not considered news. News is when a man bites a dog. Viral news is when a woman bites a camel’s balls. Jennings Brown:
If you had asked me yesterday if there is a circumstance in which you should bite a camel’s testicles, I would have said, “No, there is absolutely no reason anyone should ever bite a camel’s testicles.” Today, I’ve learned that indeed, there might be a good reason for just such an act.
The camel sat on her. What are you going to do?