Heartwarming humor from Allan Ishac:
President Donald Trump turned to White House Spiritual Advisor Joel Osteen on Saturday and asked him to pray for Mar-a-Lago, the real estate tycoon’s upscale beachside resort in Palm Springs, FL that sits in the path of Hurricane Irma.
I asked Joel, a great guy really, to appeal to God for help in keeping local residents from marching into my winter White House and turning it into their own personal Romper Room… I support people finding shelter, of course, but not in a glamorous golf club like mine where wealthy members are paying $200K a year to join.
Satire, folks. Did Trump open Mar-a-Lago as a shelter? Nope.