A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions”… State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, right?
Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life”
It only seems fair.