William J. Booker in the Chicago Tribune:
The day Donald Trump takes the oath of office to become the 45th president of the United States, he will stand with his left hand on the Bible in front of the entire nation and state the following: “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
Then comes the inaugural address.
After he is done lying to all of America, he will deliver his inaugural address and thank Russia for helping him win the election.
Strangest U.S. election in modern times.