One of my Sunday pleasures is watching NFL football with my father in Brooklyn, who taught me the lines ‘Whoever smelt it dealt it’ and ‘Whoever denied it supplied it.’ Pat Bradley on a football legend who denied it.
Ditka and Cris Carter were breaking down an impending “Monday Night Football” contest between the New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles when Ditka leaned to the left, smiled and a very obvious fart sound caught a microphone.
It wasn’t me. Believe me, I’m to the point in my life where it doesn’t matter. One day I’ll be happy if I can leave a fart. Right now, it wasn’t me. I don’t care what they think. They can think anything they want.
It was Chuckie.