You gotta love this guy. It’s satire with a pointed edge. Andy Borowitz and the politically active Kansas-based Koch brothers and what they got for a few hundred million dollars.
Saying that “things just didn’t work out,” the billionaire Koch brothers have decided to put Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker up for sale.
The Kochs, who earlier had purchased Gov. Walker with great fanfare, announced their plan to sell the politician in a terse statement from Koch Industries headquarters in Wichita.
The official ‘statement’ from Koch Industries:
Scott Walker is a fine individual, and we wish him well. We are confident that he will be a good fit for some other billionaire industrialists.
Tell us more about that Canadian border wall idea, Mr. Walker.