From Sid Lipsey:
If there’s any group of people who have seen and heard everything, it’s flight attendants. Maybe it’s the recycled oxygen, the access to booze, or the cabin pressure, but air passengers say the darnedest things. And they usually say them to flight attendants.
Among the best:
- I’m going to write a [complaint] letter about you! You like to read? Because obviously you don’t like going to the gym.
- I was … um … using my lighter to see something
- This soup is cold (it was yogurt)