From Dave Barry:
People always ask me: How come the newspaper prints so much bad news? How come the front page always has negative headlines such as: “Freak Espresso Machine Explosion Destroys Crowded Starbucks”? Why don’t we print stories with a positive slant, like: “Destroyed Starbucks Was Popular Gathering Place for Lawyers”?
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