I was the only woman he would ever cheat on

Quote of the day comes from Merrill Markoe, former Late Night staffer and one of David Letterman’s many past loves:

As you can imagine, this has been a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.

Priceless.


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